Vroom Vroom

[dee_lorean81]

[There is a DeLorean, heavily modified, doing laps in an empty, paved part of the Nexus. One might wonder what the driver is doing -- practicing for a race? Working on their turning? Just burning rubber because they're bored?

And then one might get a little closer -- and see that there IS no driver.

. . .perhaps it might be fairer to say that the car is bored.]

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[dee_lorean81]

[Alice, with an amused crossing of her arms] I suppose we should be glad it's only a bit.

[Dee, copying her] Probably, yeah.

[palmerthing]

I'm glad too. Not having to hide is bizarre, but I like it.

[dee_lorean81]

[Dee, grinning] It's the best thing about the Nexus -- you can just be YOU!

[Doc, nodding] It's certainly made all our lives a lot easier. [there's a hiss of steam from under his coat that -- just kinda proves his point]

[palmerthing]

Don't worry, I'll try not to be too scary.

[dee_lorean81]

[Marty] Well, if you're going for a bouncer job, you're gonna have to be pretty scary.

[Dee] Just -- ask what scary level they want and aim for that.

[palmerthing]

*He chuckles.* Sounds like a plan.

[dee_lorean81]

[Dee laughs] Yeah.

[Victor, bouncing Chester lightly] In the meantime, though. . . [he glances over at Alice, and gets a nod] DO you want to hold the baby?

[palmerthing]

*A slightly nervous expression, followed by a nod. Babies are a new thing, but he wants to hold the kid at least once.* Yeah, might as well.

[dee_lorean81]

[Victor nods back and hands Chester over, who -- in the way of babies -- is being very squirmy] Easy, Chester. . .you want to get your arm around him like so, and the other arm here. . .

[Dee, watching] He's doing that thing where's he's trying to escape, isn't he?

[Alice, coming over to help] I'm almost certain he gets that from me.

[palmerthing]

So this is normal, then? Not because there's something weird about me? Sorry, the old me was never around babies much either. *It makes everything that much more worrying when it doesn't have Palmer's experience to fall back on.*

[dee_lorean81]

[Dee] I dunno if it's normal for all babies, but it sure is normal for this baby.

[Alice nodding agreement] Yes, he is a rather wriggly one. . .but once you've got a good hold of him, he should settle down a bit.

[Chester flails an arm as if to try and put the lie to her words]

[palmerthing]

Alright then. *He carefully holds out his arms.*

[dee_lorean81]

[Victor and Alice both help him get a grip on the squirmy Chester, which is easier said than done]

[Dee] He'll calm down in a second. I think.

[Alice shrugs] He didn't seem to mind you before. . .though then you weren't trying to hold him, so. . .

[palmerthing]

Right. *He keeps as tight a grip as feels safe, because baby squirming out of his arms would be bad.* Silly kidlet.

So, how have you guys been lately?

[dee_lorean81]

[Chester does settle a bit as Palmer gets a grip on him, though he still kicks from time to time]

[Victor, smiling] Fine -- tired, but fine.

[Alice, laughing softly] Like every parent ever, I think.

[Dee, smirking] Probably.

[palmerthing]

*Palmer still looks a bit nervous about it, but he slowly starts calming down when the boy does.* Yeah, kids are tiring. Hyper. Not that I've been around kids much, but they always seem hyper when I am.

[dee_lorean81]

[Alice, wiggling her fingers above Chester] He can certainly be pretty hyper. Can crawl at a VERY fast clip.

[Victor] Yes, baby-proofing the house has proved to be a struggle.

[Dee] Mmm -- this kid can get anywhere if he puts his mind to it.

[palmerthing]

I've heard that baby-proofing is hard, yeah. They come up with things you'd never expect.

[dee_lorean81]

[Alice] Mmmm. . .this one actually started making it up a CURTAIN at one point. I don't know how the hell he managed it.

[Dee, raising an eyebrow] I've seen your husband scale the side of the house to retrieve a frisbee like it was NOTHING.

[Victor, now a little pink] I couldn't do it at HIS age! I think.

[palmerthing]

Hey, cats do it . . . to be fair they are kinda designed for it.

[dee_lorean81]

[Alice, trying to look stern and not quite succeeding] Excuse me, I gave birth to a human, not a kitten.

[Dee, unable to help herself] Yeah, but you're such a cat person you probably would have been okay with a kitten.

[palmerthing]

Shame that babies can't walk as soon as kittens, it would save you having to carry him everywhere. *A moment of thought.* Or maybe not, considering the trouble they'd get into.

[dee_lorean81]

[Dee, laughing] Oh, he'd be in EVERYTHING.

[Alice, nodding] Yes, he really would. You saw his insistence on trying to eat sand before, and that was WHILE I was holding him. I dread to think what he's going to get up to once he's fully mobile.

[palmerthing]

What the Hell seems edible about sand?

[dee_lorean81]

[Alice, pointing to Chester] Don't ask me, ask him.

[Chester, wiggling a fist] Sa!

[Dee nods sagely] See, there's your answer.