reality_crossroads | Going Swimmingly

*Palmer has found a lake today and is giving it an uncertain kind of look. Not only is such a large outdoor feature a bit unexpected when there appears to be nothing in particular dividing it from the couches and chairs in the main area of the nexus, not only would he probably start turning into something aquatic on automatic as soon as he tried swimming, but he's fairly sure that he saw Gollum from The Lord of the Rings swimming in there and that's just too much weirdness for him. Not that he has any room to talk, but he's not up for that meeting yet. So he sits on the beach and watches the waves. Hopefully there won't be any merfolk or cartoon fish, one fantasy character at a time is bad enough.*

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palmerthing

*Palmer would probably be willing to help, if he knew how, but when it comes to worries there's not much he can do.*

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save_us_alice

[to be fair, there's not much anyone can do] Sorry, I feel like this conversation started taking a sad turn.

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palmerthing

Yeah, man, that happens sometimes. It's alright. *He stretches a bit, even though they both know he doesn't need to.* So, anything else you feel like doing? Assuming you can get the kid to move, at least. *Kids can be amazingly stubborn at times, after all.*

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save_us_alice

I know. Just didn't want it to go that way. [she looks down at her little one] Are you going to make another fuss? [Chester looks up at her, then lightly bops her nose with his fingers] . . .I'll admit I don't know what THAT one means.

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palmerthing

Presumable that he has opinions about your nose? Not sure what they actually are, though.

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save_us_alice

I hope they're good opinions. Not that I think he's got anything to worry about if he doesn't, as he's almost certainly inherited his father's.

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palmerthing

Still, it would be nice if they were good ones. *Palmer looks at the kid a bit forlornly, obviously wishing it was safe to touch him.* Well, we'll be able to ask soon enough. Kids grow up fast.

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save_us_alice

[Alice shoots him a sympathetic look -- she would let him if there was any way it could be safe!] Mmmm. And so I've heard -- he's certainly started shooting up like a weed. Victor's claimed that he actually started out rather small as a child, though -- we'll see if Chester follows suit.

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palmerthing

Sounds like he's headed that way at least.

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save_us_alice

[shrugs] It's like the only bit of me that got into him is the green eyes. And probably at least some of the stubbornness. He's too young right now to really tell more.

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palmerthing

Kids tend to be pretty stubborn in any case.

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save_us_alice

[and indeed, Chester is starting to eye the sand again -- Alice figures it might be time to stand up and get him out of grabbing distance] I'm just wondering how bad he'll be once he's a child. I could be a little terror sometimes.

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palmerthing

*Probably a good idea, yes.* Sounds like it's gonna be pretty exciting. *He vaguely wonders how long it'll be before she wants a drink or smoke or something all the time. Or is that just what he'd do?*

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save_us_alice

[that's probably mostly you, Palmer. Alice would probably settle for a sneaky five-minute nap]

Probably. At least I have plenty of help. [she smiles] It's nice to be part of a family again.

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palmerthing

I envy you, man. Wish I had such a good family. *Or any at all, for that matter. It seems like one of the better things about being human.*

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save_us_alice

Well, I kind of stumbled into it after I came here, so. . .if you hang around long enough, maybe you'll do the same.

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palmerthing

Yeah, maybe. And if not I can at least hang around with you, right?

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save_us_alice

[Alice smiles] Of course you can. We're always happy to help those trying to find their footing here. We all needed that help ourselves at one point.

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palmerthing

So, you gonna bring the kid somewhere where he can't eat sand?

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save_us_alice

[Alice looks at Chester] I probably should -- we seem to be done with the beach now. If he's hungry, he'll need ACTUAL food.

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palmerthing

Yup. What does he like, by the way?

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save_us_alice

He's inherited his parents' sweet teeth, I can tell you that much. When we introduced him to ice cream, I thought he was going to inhale the damn cone.

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palmerthing

Wish I could have seen it, it must have been very entertaining to watch.

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save_us_alice

[Alice chuckles] It was -- he basically just grabbed it and essentially slammed his face into it. Victor and I had to pull him back so he didn't get ice cream up his nose.