Going Swimmingly

[palmerthing]

 *Palmer has found a lake today and is giving it an uncertain kind of look. Not only is such a large outdoor feature a bit unexpected when there appears to be nothing in particular dividing it from the couches and chairs in the main area of the nexus, not only would he probably start turning into something aquatic on automatic as soon as he tried swimming, but he's fairly sure that he saw Gollum from The Lord of the Rings swimming in there and that's just too much weirdness for him. Not that he has any room to talk, but he's not up for that meeting yet. So he sits on the beach and watches the waves. Hopefully there won't be any merfolk or cartoon fish, one fantasy character at a time is bad enough.*

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[palmerthing]

But the entire species isn't a hive mind. We're not generally psychic. So yeah, trying to beat out other Things to the interesting stuff isn't too uncommon.

[save_us_alice]

Wait, so -- how far does the "hive mind" stretch? How many Things will think of themselves at the same -- "group," I suppose?

[palmerthing]

Not as far as you might think--maybe even less than the average human. We're one mind with the other cells that make a body, naturally, but even that can scatter in a way that humans can't. If we're cut up or blown up then it depends entirely on the decisions of the pieces how much forms up again, and if the individual cells are in too much danger they'll just up and leave.

I'm not part of a hive mind, I am the hive mind. Any of my cells could survive on its own for far longer than yours could. *He winces. Thinking about what it would take for him to willingly dissolve is unpleasant.* The dog was the parent-colony to mine, but we don't share a mind any more than you do with your parents. We'd have to combine physically to read each others' thoughts.

It's part of why the situation back home was just as unpleasant for us as for anyone else--there were at least two infection vectors involved, so there was no way for us to know who to trust either. Norris an me knew each other because we were both from the dog's line, but then Mac went and dragged in a burned Thing as well.

[save_us_alice]

Ooooh, I see. So what we would see as individual Things are basically a bunch of Things working in concert. [furrows brow] I swear my father told me about a sort of jellyfish that functioned sort of like that once. Like, all the different parts -- the digestive system, the tentacles, and so on -- were all technically separate creatures, but they were all specialized for one job and thus lived together as one bigger thing. Obviously your cells can just do their own thing as necessary, but -- well, it helps ME make sense of it.

And that makes more sense. So not only were you against the humans, you were also against Things from different "parents," and -- it was all just very stressful.

[palmerthing]

Yeah. That's surprisingly common in the greater universe, but Earth doesn't have much except some weird slimes and jellies.

Yeah. We'd have probably all worked against the humans and then either fought each other or stayed joined up so we could take over the world--assuming we chose to do that, which is in no way certain. I didn't especially care about what happened to the world as long as I survived, after all.

[save_us_alice]

Is that so? Huh -- who knew that Earth would be the odd one out in that respect?

I see. . .and yes, that is obvious, considering you happily abandoned that world to ensure your own survival.

[palmerthing]

Life is so different from one place to another that you can barely call anything odd, to be fair.

Ha! Quite.

[save_us_alice]

True, but you did just say that such composite creatures are more common in the wider universe, so. . .wonder why?

And it seems to be working out well for you!

[palmerthing]

I mean, in a way it's common on Earth too. There's two sets on DNA in every cell, some creature that's symbiotic with pretty much every other creature to the point that it's just part of the cell. I looked in some biology books and I think it's called mitochondria? But that doesn't really seem the same, they can't separate at all.

It is! Hopefully my world can deal with me disappearing, at least in a 'reality doesn't start throwing out person-not-found-errors' kind of way, but other than that I'm not concerned.

[save_us_alice]

That -- I could not tell you. The science people in my life tend to be physicists and engineers first and foremost. I'll have to look it up later. . .but I'll take your word on it for now. How curious that we would end up that way. . .

Well, Victor's reality hasn't collapsed from lack of him so far. . .though admittedly, he did take a few steps to fake his death. I don't know if that has any effect on things.

[palmerthing]

It's weird to be able to just tell this kind of thing.

Well that's good to hear. I was a bit worried. *He frowns.* Maybe I could send part of myself back to deal with it? The main problem would be actually making part of me go back willingly.

[save_us_alice]

I imagine it is! Though it probably makes you a very good biologist.

Perhaps, though -- yes, making that part want to go would be the tricky bit. Especially since it would be staring potential actual death in the face. I'd like to think universes are generally hardy enough to survive the absence of a single person.

[palmerthing]

Yeah, I bet it would. *A grin.* Also really good at coming up with realistic monsters for horror movies, but how often is that needed?

Yeah, I'd like to think so too. Otherwise that's gonna be a damn hassle.

[save_us_alice]

[Alice grins back] Well, if you ever need a source of income here for any reason. . .not that I've seen any movies filmed here, but I'm unwilling to discount the possibility. Nexus, after all -- it's where everywhere meets.

Indeed, and I believe you came here specifically to avoid hassle.

[palmerthing]

I could probably make a killing off of special effects, too.

Exactly.

[save_us_alice]

Oh, definitely. I bet a lot of movie-makers would kill to have someone who could shapeshift into any sort of monster they needed on their set.

I guess we won't really know then unless someone else from your world comes in. . .which I know is not an ideal situation for you either, but at least you'd know your territory then.

[palmerthing]

*A grin.* Hopefully not literally, I've had enough of that.

I don't think I care enough about what happens to my universe for that.

[save_us_alice]

I think the anti-violence field would keep it from being literal. If not, we need to have a word with whoever set up the field.

Well, so far so good, right? No news is good news?

[palmerthing]

I wonder how it decides what violence is, anyway. What's the threshold?

No news is very good news.

[save_us_alice]

I've heard that it will drop for people who really want to fight, but I've never tested that theory, and don't particularly care to. I'm pretty sure poking someone would be allowed, but throwing a punch probably would be stopped?

Heh -- I think that's how Victor treats his world these days. He seems a lot happier to be free of it.

[palmerthing]

I'm not planning on testing that either, man. Not with the way fighting me is likely to end.

Hopefully I'll join him on that one.

[save_us_alice]

Yes, exactly -- for the best if that particular theory does NOT get tested in your case. Fortunately most people don't seem to be interested in trying to start a fight here.

Hopefully -- you seem to be doing all right so far.

[palmerthing]

Yeah, things seem pretty alright. *He grins. It's a nice change.*

[save_us_alice]

[Alice smiles back, finishing off the last of the ice cream before daubing Chester's face with a napkin] It's nice when things are all right for change, isn't it?

[palmerthing]

Yeah. Strange, but definitely nice.