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[no_sanity_clause]

"Ever have someone really surprise you?" This brightly dressed person just grins as they lean against the Sign and look around to see if anyone's here today.

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[museicalmarty]

"Yeah, possessed by demons is about as literal as you can get. . .though I bet it was good practice for dealing with the Joker," Marty admits. "And hey, you seem to have turned out pretty good. . .I hope they're doing better now too."

"Oh, yeah, definitely. You're gonna have the ultimate definition of 'melting pot' in this new world, I bet."

[no_sanity_clause]

"I'll have to ask for an update, if she'll give me one," Jokester says. "The last I heard about them at least the little kid was responsive, but she was pretty sure he's completely forgotten how to talk."

"I think that's going to be half the fun! And maybe half the pending disasters as well. Not sure just what will happen with people that might recognize me after all... reputation's a sticky thing sometimes. Or if there are any in there I recognize. Jeannie's been vague, but those patients she mentioned sound kind of familiar if I could just place it."

[museicalmarty]

"She can probably tell you some nonspecific stuff," Marty says, before wincing at what news they do have. "Seriously? That sucks. Poor guys." Makes him very grateful he got out of Arcadia with his wits firmly in place.

"Heh, yeah. . .well, hopefully most of 'em won't run screaming," Marty says with an awkward smile. "And really?" He furrows his brow, trying to remember anything he might have read that would involve demon possession, then shrugs. "Well, maybe once you meet 'em in person, you'll figure it out."

[no_sanity_clause]

"It probably helps - or doesn't in this case - that, despite what you might think, horror movies weren't really my thing."

[museicalmarty]

"Actually, I can see that," Marty admits. "I mean, the Joker was all about causing chaos, not just watching it. . .granted, I could see him breaking onto a horror movie set to terrorize the actors and make everything that much more lethal." And yes, he's well aware the guy in front of him was the Joker -- he just feels awkward saying 'you.' There's a big disconnect for him between the Clown Prince of Crime and the pretty nice guy asking about where to find somebody to perform weddings.

[no_sanity_clause]

"No, you see, then I'd be stealing Basil's routine... the actor out of the various Clayfaces. He was the one who'd get into a snit about modern films relying more on gore and shock than the horror films he used to do. Heh, maybe we oughtta see about getting him out next. That'd be a laugh."

[museicalmarty]

"Ahhh -- yeah, can't be doing that," Marty agrees, smiling. "Can't say I disagree with him, honestly. I mean, I've watched some slasher movies, sure, but some of the stuff I've caught on the TV. . ." He was not a fan of that brief glimpse of the Saw movie he caught. "Is he still gonna be, uh, clay-y when he does get out?"

[no_sanity_clause]

"I can't blame him either. I feel the same when it comes to comparing good classic comedy with some of the modern drek... not that there aren't a few gems in the mud now and then."

"As for the rest, honestly, I've got no idea," Jokester says with a shrug. "He started off normal enough, till he came up with a plot to swipe powers from three of the other people who went by the name. Heh, I guess the writers were just in a mood to try to consolidate that tangle."

[museicalmarty]

"Yeah -- I find myself looking for classic 80s stuff whenever we decide to get new movies or something," Marty confesses. "Feels weird to be nostalgic when I'm in my 20s, but. . ." He shrugs.

"Guess we'll find out then." He wrinkles his brow. "How many Clayfaces were there, anyway? You got Basil -- who I know started out as just a guy in a costume -- Matt, Preston. . .and a gal named Sondra, right?"

[no_sanity_clause]

"Well, I may have been peeking through some of the files after that surprise ol' Pengy dropped on us, just to stay ahead of the game... and turns out Preston and Sondra managed to have a kid at some point. With each other. Named 'em Cassius... which just shows that me and my immediate family aren't the only ones from Gotham with a sense of humor. I've heard something about a little girl, too, but I'm not sure what's up with that."

[museicalmarty]

"Seriously?" Marty shakes his head. "Yeah, really. . .I'm not sure either." He does a quick mental recount. "So Cassius and mystery girl take the total up to six. That's -- a lot of Clayfaces. You think one of 'em would have chosen a different name. Unless they did and I just never heard about it."

[no_sanity_clause]

"Well, Sondra went by Lady Clay sometimes, and apparently if you get enough of them together at once they go by 'the Mud Pack', but..." Jokester shrugs. "Sometimes I think the writers were having trouble telling them apart... or just didn't care enough to bother."

[museicalmarty]

Marty snorts. "Okay, gotta admit, I like 'The Mud Pack' for a group of 'em working together. But yeah, I can buy the writers just not giving enough of a shit. Which is weird, because these guys were getting paid to be creative." Kind of frustrating when you think about it. How many of them just went with the obvious choice, or didn't bother doing the research?

[no_sanity_clause]

"Honestly, it's lazy. Especially when it's not that hard if you give it even half a try. Basil didn't even have powers until he messed himself up using dna samples from the other three... not counting kidlets there, mind you. Matt Hagen and Sondra Fuller were the 'classic' mud-person-that-shapeshifts that I'm betting most think of when 'Clayface' gets mentioned. And poor ol' Preston Payne didn't even really fit the theme... unless you count that his abilities gave him a melty face along with the ability to melt anything and anyone he touched. About as much fun as the Midas Touch and without the cash payoff. He had to be in a suit to keep from becoming a puddle, and had no control over his powers and chronic migrane headaches unless he'd just melted someone to death... seemed to stabilize 'em for a bit. Which makes it even more of a surprise he managed to get Sondra knocked up!"

"Matt was dead by the time Basil decided to 'upgrade' from large ham to mudball monster, so there isn't even any overlap there."

[museicalmarty]

"Super lazy," Marty agrees. "I mean, it's okay if it's a name that's actually being passed down, like a legacy character thing, but that. . .and man, I didn't realize Preston had it that bad. Who's freaking brilliant idea was to give him that power? I guess Sondra being already kinda melty must have made a difference. . ." He shrugs. "More reasons to be glad they're not mucking around in your lives anymore, I guess."

[no_sanity_clause]

Either that or they started making out right after Preston killed someone. Jokester opens his mouth to suggest that, pauses, and shuts it again. Some things were definitely TMI. "'Can't imagine he'll still have to worry about that. I mean, given ol' Mr. Freeze got defrosted... Nora too, by the way."

[museicalmarty]

Yeah, that would be a bit dark for Marty's tastes as well. Let's not go there. "I would hope not -- and really?" Marty grins. "That's great! They must have been -- well, guessing you haven't seen much of 'em since the defrosting." That playful smirk makes it clear just what he's hinting at. Those sort of makeouts he's okay joking about.

[no_sanity_clause]

Jack laughs. "Well, they're not exactly social... lot of catching up to do. I think he's still too afraid she'll break, though. There's a betting pool on how long it'll be before she threatens to beat him senseless with a pillow."

[museicalmarty]

Marty snorts. "Oh jeez. . .well, you can't blame the guy. I mean -- it's been ages since he's seen her actually up and moving. I'm sure she'll convince him soon enough."

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"I'd be a hypocrite if I did," Jokester says. Especially after his near-breakdown at the carnival just at the thought of Jeannie being out of sight for a while... "He's definitely got plenty of company when it comes to re-adjusting to various people being around. I mean, you can't really claim comics are family-friendly. Especially if you're in them!" A chuckle and he adds, "Harvey and Gilda aren't getting much sleep lately thanks to two sets of twins the writers promptly forgot about after an appearance each... and I somehow missed Ed having kids and now there's a girl almost 'Ella's age and a five year old who can beat me at chess. At this point I wouldn't be that surprised if ol' Croc showed up with some nice lizard-girl and a nest full of eggs!"

[museicalmarty]

"Heh, yeah -- guess the Comics Code people were right after all," Marty jokes back. His mirth fades, however, as Jokester continues. "What -- seriously? Harvey had TWO sets of kids and they just forgot about both?! And Ed's too? Sheesh. . .yeah, I'm starting to wonder myself. Seems like the writers had a thing for giving you guys kids and then deciding 'nah, we're bored with that.'"

[no_sanity_clause]

"The babies they just forgot, the toddlers were from some alternate time loop... and the little girl got shot before it collapsed. She was from some timeline where I never had my little 'accident' and Martha Wayne ended up taking my place. And Ed... Forgetting would've been better. Ultraman set them on fire. Tad's been dead for roughly a decade and Stephie's still adjusting to not being a literal ghost in the machine." From the look on his face for just a moment, the writers of some of this stuff are very very lucky he can't get to them. Bet they wouldn't find all those years of coming up with more and more twisted things for the Joker to do quite so funny if they found themselves on the receiving end.

Jokester seems to recognize the mood and manage to shake it off, shaking his head. "And they called me a monster. I wasn't the one writing the script!"

[museicalmarty]

Marty's face suggests he's having some similar thoughts about all this. "Okay, alternate time loop is one thing -- I have a hard time keeping all of the different universes they ended up making too. Seriously, there's one where Martha Wayne ended up--" He shakes his head. "Weird. . .but yeah, shooting toddlers and setting kids on fire. . .hooo boy, if Alice found out about that second one. . ." He can only imagine just how pissed off she'd be.

He sighs deeply. "Yeah, tell me about it. I get that death happens in the comics, but -- that's a bit -- much." To put it extremely mildly.

[no_sanity_clause]

"I kinda wonder if they all just really hate kids. Having a toddler or grade-schooler should not mean life suddenly turning into the last fifteen minutes of a horror movie while you try to keep them alive long enough to hit double digits. It's no wonder almost all the named teens run around in costume. They had to be super-something to make it that long! Well, the ones that actually did, anyway... most of Ivy's got killed off for drama too. Funny thing, I'm pretty sure Gotham had grade schools and middle schools and high schools... Now I'm just wondering why. Must've been a hell of a student shortage." Yes, he knows they were probably filled with unnamed NPCs and anyone unlucky enough to be in a story was probably a statistical outlier in terms of horrible things happening to their kids. His impulse to verbally tear into something he hates means he's trying to put a humorous 'what the hell?' kind of twist on the thing, but it's hard with that kind of subject. Still, he does have a point in that if NPC kids dropped dead at the rate of named ones in comics the world population would be decreasing fast.

"It's going to take everyone a while to get used to a timeline that supposedly doesn't pull things like that. Imagine being able to send your kid to school and being mostly sure you'll get them back in one piece! That shouldn't seem surreal, and yet... there it is. What's up with that?"

[museicalmarty]

"You really gotta wonder," Marty agrees, scowling. "That's really shitty, to make families just to tear 'em apart like that. All 'cause it's good for sales." The more he hears about what it's like on the other side of the pages, the more he wonders just why he liked comics so much. They really are dark and depressing sometimes once you start thinking about them. "And yeah, now everybody's gonna be panicky about letting their kids out of their sight, I bet. I wonder if a lot of people are gonna insist on homeschooling them for a while."