[The bored teenager barely blinks an eye at Smeagol] Mind being more specific?

[Dee steps in] We're looking for burgers. You've got those, right?

[The teenager nods, switching to a proper "customer service" voice] Plain, cheese, and bacon and cheese. All with your choice of lettuce, tomato, ketchup, and mustard. And turkey or veggie patties if you don't want beef.