That's only because we're not in the Neath, lad. It's been a thousand years since anything I did could reasonably be described otherwise. Since tales of terror aren't currency outside of the Neath, and it will be one if you ever visit, it does count. Assuming it's not something stronger, of course.

You really must come visit, then. *A moment of thought.* I can give you a brief description of most of the islands if you like? From question-obsessed Wither all the way to Kingeater's Castle, where fools give up their futures.