Even if Dee can't see the smile, she can kind of hear it in his voice. She finds another piece of candy, this one a mini Crunch bar. "It's kind of like a Kit-Kat, only the crunchy bits are all through the chocolate."

"Okay, yeah, fair enough," Marty says. "Suppose there are worse alternate realities."

He grins, vindicated as Quint agrees with him about the tuning fork thing. "I know, right? And don't get me started on how that version of me treated his girlfriend." He shakes his head. "Saturday Morning cartoons, man. They're just -- not good."