"Really? Okay, that's actually kinda cute." Marty's grin flips upside-down, however, as Jokester continues. "Less silly? Seriously? I know I'm a little all over the place when it comes to comics -- thanks to, you know, going from the 80s to whatever the hell we're calling the 2010s -- but I'm pretty sure there's a villain in Gotham called the Condiment King, and I know he was in one of the newer comics I read."

"Those are the most important parts, yeah," Marty agrees. "Makes you wonder just how many people are gonna end up with 'new' husbands and wives thanks to the writers pulling shit like that."