[Octopus cashier simply wants the minimum amount of customer drama in their lives] Ah -- if that's the case. . . [pulls out a special plastic box with a wide slot in the top] If you'd like to put the payment in there, we'll remove any diseases, curses, or other transferable effects from it later.
[Dee, impressed] You guys ARE prepared for anything.
[Octopus cashier] You have to be in a place like this!
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[Dee, impressed] You guys ARE prepared for anything.
[Octopus cashier] You have to be in a place like this!