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The cold hard lands, they bites our hands, they gnaws our feet! The rocks and stones are like old bones, all bare of meat! *Here he pauses: the possible options he's come up with, over the years, for continuing require that he either rhyme 'feet' with itself or use the word 'fish' for two lines in a row. Despite his (admittedly small) ambitions Smeagol is not an especially good poet, nor does he have a wide range of topics to choose from.
*Thus he's going with his usual non-solution to problems he can't deal with, which is to splash at the water while hissing and muttering to himself. Happily he's discovered swim trunks; his old clothes were a nightmare and have been relegated to the rag pile.*
*Thus he's going with his usual non-solution to problems he can't deal with, which is to splash at the water while hissing and muttering to himself. Happily he's discovered swim trunks; his old clothes were a nightmare and have been relegated to the rag pile.*
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*For a moment he goes crosseyed trying to glare at himself, before settling himself for glaring at the remnants of the One. Then he sighs.* Smeagol's time now unless Gollum is needed. If people try to hurt usss we bite and claw and ssstrangle, yesss. But only then.
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Now then . . . what were we talking about again?
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A bunch of stuff -- went from music to Fae to the evil in your world. Maybe we can go back to that first one? [Marty would much rather do another guitar song than think about his Keeper or Sauron]
Good place to end, I think? I've got a brand new guy stuck in my head, don't want to overwhelm you
If you like! It does feel like they've said all they're gonna say for the moment