We are mossst glad--no. Smeagol, Smeagol isss glad. Gollum's ssstill upssset about the Precious, yes he isss. *He rubs at his hand, at the melted gold that covers it.* For the best, Smeagol be thinking. Gollum's not nice. Isss! Isn't! Nasty and tricksy and falssse is Gollum. The part of Smeagol that warped is Gollum! Kept usss alive in dark places for long yearses. Was what trapped usss to begin with. Be dead without your Gollum. Wouldn't exist without your Smeagol.

*For a moment he goes crosseyed trying to glare at himself, before settling himself for glaring at the remnants of the One. Then he sighs.* Smeagol's time now unless Gollum is needed. If people try to hurt usss we bite and claw and ssstrangle, yesss. But only then.